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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
Vol. XLII
United States, January 7, 2021
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     Growing up poor teaches you a few things. Like how to stretch certain things. So, you know how when you pour a bowl of cereal and grab the milk, but the mills near empty. Do you just put some water in there to stretch it? It’s still milk just watery af. Go over there and fill those wine jars with water. There’s wine at the bottom, so it will just be watery, then I want you to take some fruit and mash it into liquid to add that for flavor. Just like that we turned water into wine. No, the guest won’t get wasted, but they’ll catch a buzz and the placebo effect will do the rest. Water into wine my dude, water into wine.

 

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