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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
Vol. XLII
United States, January 7, 2021
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   In Southern California they have a thing called “earth quake weather” (EQW). They take the extreme clashes of weather patterns to signify that an earth quake will soon take place. In order for EQW to exist as a “thing” you must first experience an earth quake. Then you must experience 10 more, then one has to take notice of the weather patterns proceeding all the earth quakes to follow that. Then one must chart the weather patterns with the earth quakes. Then one must concluded there is no such thing as EQW. They then attempt to link the weather and the shifting of platonic plates, which has occurred for thousands of years before humans even set foot on this planet, leading to the conclusion that all phenomenon processed “conscious” thought and any attempt to understand said phenomenon is as fleeting as attempting to hold onto time.

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